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Mom, Thanks For Not Swallowing Me Candle
For the mom who made a choice. A bold one. One that resulted in you, specifically, which is honestly a lot to ask of anyone. Light this, hand it to her, and let her know you've always been aware of the sacrifice.
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Scented. Sassy. Seriously Giftable.
More Than a Scent. It’s a Whole Damn Mood.
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Sassy Labels, Real Laughs
Not your average candle. Each label is bold, relatable, and made to spark a reaction — whether it’s a smirk, a snort, or a straight-up “that’s SO me.
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Scents That Don’t Play Around
Funny is great. But let’s be honest — it still has to smell amazing. We hand-pour every candle using premium oils that smell as good as the labels look.
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Gifts That Don’t Get Regifted
From birthdays to breakups to “just because,” Vivacious candles hit the sweet spot between hilarious and heartfelt. No fake enthusiasm required.
faq
What size are the candles?
Each one’s about 7.3 oz with a 40+ hour burn time. That’s a lotta sass for one little jar.
Can I choose the scent?
Yes! Each label comes with a choice of signature fragrances — pick your fave when ordering.
How strong is the scent?
We’re not shy — these candles make an entrance. Bold but not overwhelming.
Where do you ship from?
Every candle is made and shipped from our U.S. studio with equal parts sarcasm and care.